shit my prof says

"You can’t lose in a fish war."

Sun, 05 May 2013 06:00:34 -0400

“You can’t lose in a fish war.”

- Prof. A (I forget the context of this one).

"It doesn’t mean it’s wrong, it means… it’s politics."

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:00:36 -0400

“It doesn’t mean it’s wrong, it means… it’s politics.”

- Prof. A closes the debate.

"Have you ever had a freedom fry? It’s much like the french."

Sat, 04 May 2013 12:00:56 -0400

“Have you ever had a freedom fry? It’s much like the french.”

- Prof. A recalls the post 9/11 menu changes.

"Never be caught without a flag to burn."

Sat, 04 May 2013 06:00:35 -0400

“Never be caught without a flag to burn.”

- Prof. A and the freedom of protest.

"He shouldn’t get the electric chair, or electric couch. He should get the electric BED."

Fri, 03 May 2013 18:00:49 -0400

“He shouldn’t get the electric chair, or electric couch. He should get the electric BED.”

- Prof. A on Berlusconi.

"We’re not scientists, baby. We’re much harder."

Fri, 03 May 2013 12:00:52 -0400

“We’re not scientists, baby. We’re much harder.”

- Prof. C talks about how hardcore English professors are.

"I either look like I’m on a boat in Nova Scotia, or a cool club in Brooklyn…. I..."

Fri, 03 May 2013 06:00:35 -0400

“I either look like I’m on a boat in Nova Scotia, or a cool club in Brooklyn…. I don’t know which is worse.”

- Prof. C wears boots and a beanie to class.

"Gaga is predictably provocative."

Thu, 02 May 2013 18:01:00 -0400

“Gaga is predictably provocative.”

- Prof. C sums up Lady Gaga in two words.

"Intimacy is a problem, always."

Thu, 02 May 2013 12:00:58 -0400

“Intimacy is a problem, always.”

- Prof. C gets to the real issue.

"I feel oddly nostalgic about my mythological Canadian past."

Thu, 02 May 2013 06:00:35 -0400

“I feel oddly nostalgic about my mythological Canadian past.”

- Prof. C was born in America.

"Do you all like my outdoors-y fetish L.L. Bean Mountain Equipment Co-op Boots?"

Wed, 01 May 2013 18:00:53 -0400

“Do you all like my outdoors-y fetish L.L. Bean Mountain Equipment Co-op Boots?”

- Prof. C did have some amazing boots.

"How is love, sex, rock ‘n roll, and teaching, all alike?"

Wed, 01 May 2013 12:01:07 -0400

“How is love, sex, rock ‘n roll, and teaching, all alike?”

- Prof. C brings teaching into the mix.

"Falling in love is also, falling down."

Wed, 01 May 2013 06:00:28 -0400

“Falling in love is also, falling down.”

- Prof. C gets TOO REAL.

"This is literature… this is LIFE, man! Maybe some mushrooms would help you."

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:00:41 -0400

“This is literature… this is LIFE, man! Maybe some mushrooms would help you.”

- Prof. C tries to get us excited.

"I like flinging things, such a petulant gesture."

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:01:01 -0400

“I like flinging things, such a petulant gesture.”

- Prof. C has weird habits.

"John Mayer might just be the soft rock version of Julia Roberts."

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 06:00:33 -0400

“John Mayer might just be the soft rock version of Julia Roberts.”

- Prof. C makes comparisons.

"Just… go home and… light a candle."

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 06:00:45 -0400

“Just… go home and… light a candle.”

- Prof. A is exhausted from talking about Cyprus.

"You’re gonna have a 500 year history lesson, do you really want that?"

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:00:35 -0400

“You’re gonna have a 500 year history lesson, do you really want that?”

- Prof. A on the issue of Turkey & Cyprus.

"So basically, love teaches you to be in love with your death."

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 12:01:01 -0400

“So basically, love teaches you to be in love with your death.”

- Prof. C and the affair between love and death.

"Part 2 of Orlando… The Return of the Man: Daddy’s Home."

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 06:00:30 -0400

“Part 2 of Orlando… The Return of the Man: Daddy’s Home.”

- Prof. C writes a sequel to Virginia Woolf’s Orlando (1928).